Rubbish

You can't decide whether to wear jeans or jorts to school today. Normally you wouldn't ask, but today you're genuinely unable to decide. [[Ask anyway->M2]] [[Don't ask->M3]]

You: "Do you think I should wear the jeans or the jorts?" Mom: "..." She ignores you completely. [[You ask again->M2.1]] [[You turn to walk away->M2.2]]

You decide to wear the jorts because they'll be more comfortable. Mom notices you putting them on and has a full-on epileptic seizure. Mom: "You like like a GAY in that short shorts!" [[How rude!->M3.1]] [[Excuse you!->M3.1]]

RUBBISH! Game Over [[Start again->M1]]

Without moving a muscle, and barely taking her eyes off the facebook video, she responds. Mom: "What is it" [[You repeat your question->M2.2]] [[You decide not to risk it->M3]]

Now you've stirred the hornet's nest. She glances up. Mom: "Don't wear that! Wear your other pants!" [[Which ones?->M3.1]] [[Nevermind...->M3.1]]